Friday, November 28, 2008

I can feel the warm summer breeze already (despite all the raining today), I can feel that my wallet will soon be in need of some serious and emergency CPR, I can feel the load of sunscreen, I can feel the late nights and sleep ins, I can feel our formal right around our corner....and I can see that lady's butt right around the corner as well. Photobucket

This early morning, as I was heading to the train station with a bright smile on my face with thoughts running wild in my brain on what my holidays should and will consist of, I come across a middle aged lady stripping. Well, not her whole body, only her pants. She gently tugged her pants down and pee'd quietly in the corner of the car park near a red Volvo car. I immediately adjusted my head the other way around and silently crawled away. I sensed the lady would have seen me run away and according to my companion the lady looked pretty embarrassed when she saw there were people that witnessed her extraordinary adventure of pissing in public. Poor thing.




































Who am I kidding?
That is utterly the most gruesome, horrendous, disturbing and embarrassing crime a 50 year old lady can do! Yes, she was Asian. Photobucket

Moving on...the holiday's has finally started! Two long months of sweating, eating, showering (not that I don't shower...just will be showering more often), sun (ugh) and fun, fun FUN! At least I hope so since I'm not going overseas this year. Boo. Photobucket Ah well, it'll mean I can blog more often. Photobucket

Formal and my Birthday is right round the corner. And once again, so far I am not doing anything for my birthday and yes, I have gotten my formal shoes. I know, I'm turning 16 but really, this year I guess I'm too lazy to plan and organise my birthday. I will just be the stereotypical stingy Asian and pretend the formal is my birthday party. It's the day after and hey! almost the whole grade will be there. It's like a Gossip Girl party already, minus the alcohol, the brands, the catfights, the backstabbing, the accidental pash, the limousines...okay, maybe not exactly like a Gossip Girl party but it'll have to do. Photobucket

Anyways, last weekend was Teresa's 16th Birthday party in which the theme was "Horror dress up". Evidently, only a few people followed the horror part while the others just tried and dress up in whatever ways possible. Presenting a range of Death Note, Harry Potter and cast, Cats, Cannibals, Fairies, Zombies, Angels...basically we practically covered most of the supernatural and most of the popular novels and movies. We must have been a sight when half of us ran out to wave at strangers in which in my perspective, my natural instinct would be never.go.back.to.that.street.

Lo and behold, I'll present you with some photos:

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Awesome decoration skills

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I hope she doesn't mind...

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L-R: Hermione Granger, Harry Potter, Cho Chang.

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And the HP cast does Gossip Girl poses...


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OMG spot the retarded faces (it's not a trick question, it's not all of us and it's not me either!)


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We also managed to watch The Others that night. The movie did not even have a slight horror scene in it...unless you count the piano playing by itself scary, then I guess I'll just have to say my expectations are high. Despite all this, I must say the movie was pretty good and the storyline was interesting although it was a bit confusing towards the end. Photobucket

Keep checking back for more entries since when holidays roll around, I have way too much spare time to spend which results in pointless blog entries. Nevertheless, I've got to go now since my eyes are turning red and my conscious tells me it's due to the computer and my eyeball vessels can burst any time now. Not exactly a healthy site eh? Photobucket

P.S. To ensure you will visit my blog, here are some future entries:

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Who is this adorable gangsta?

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I have a fetish for male's ears?

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Sunday, November 2, 2008

So, I haven't blogged in over half a month. I realise that once I get into the blogging hype, I blog frequently and then it dies again and the cycle of blogging for Selina starts again. Ah well.

SC is just around the corner and I have not studied one bit, instead I spend my time procrastinating and when I become desperate because I've completed all my usual procrastinating doings, I try to sing to every single song that's in my Itunes library. I'm absolutely positive that my neighbours aren't happy chappy. I don't know whether I should be happy because I thought of a new way to procrastinate or scared because procrastination has rose a whole new level. Photobucket

Anyways, the topic of this entry is about this article I stumbled upon while searching for "shoes" on Google. I know right, I'm not really specific. Anyways here's what it says:
Khadisha says she is too embarrassed to wear peep-hole shoes because her second and third toes are bigger than her big toe. Khadisha is paying thousands of pounds for surgeons to slice segments off her toes so her shoes are shown off to their best advantage. “I know it sounds extreme - and the operation does scare me a little … but for me, it really is a price worth paying for pretty feet,” Khadisha is quoted as saying by the Daily Mail.

Vanity at it's max? Really, that is one of the vainest, stupidest, craziest, ironic thing I've ever heard. Why ironic? Oh, it's cause you cannot wear heels for 6 months until the healing process is over. Compared to Micheal Jackson's well known surgery, this feels more extreme. At least he did his whole body and everyone can notice a definite differentiation after it (although I do not take an account on what happened to his career and life) but really, just for shoes? Wait, erase that, I'm sure many people notice other people's toes:

Person 1: "Oh my! What lovely toes you've got there!"
Person 2: "Thank you, although I did fix it up a bit, it's a price worth paying for because when I turn 85, everyone will just admire my feet"
Person 1: "I'm so jealous, your second and third toes are smaller than your first, it's such a turn on"
Person 2: "Sure is, actually your toes aren't that bad, your third toe just looks a bit crooked, how about doing surgery? Trust me, nicer toes will benefit your whole future"
Person 1: "Perfect idea!"

I'm not in Khadisha's position so I really shouldn't be saying anything but surgery on your toes? And everyone disses foot binding, look what our whole world has turned into now! Crazy humans. Photobucket

Original article here

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Monday, June 16, 2008
The Case of the Missing PINK Pencil Case 8:29 PM

In my last entry I mentioned losing my pencil case and now I found it but caused the thief to get suspended :/ And because I’ve repeated the story only about 3940832097 times today and probably will need to again tomorrow (because this is the hot asian gossip at MSJ atm) I summarized it:

  • Anna* steals my pencil case on Friday
  • On Monday Felicity* told me she saw a girl that had the same pencil case as me and only got it today, I got Felicity to describe her and I managed to figure who she was.
  • As soon as I got out of class she appeared outside and had the exact same pencil case as what WAS my pencil case two days ago.
  • Asked her where she got it from, she said from her sister and I looked through the stuff and it was all mine, with my name crossed out intentionally. She gave it back to me when I said it was mine.
  • During recess I was planning to tell on her to Mrs B but couldn’t find her so I didn’t. (This idea was suggested to me by Cassy*)
  • Asked Anna who her sister was which she replied was her god sister and wouldn’t identify the name.
  • Cassy and Veronica* tells Mrs B at lunch even though I was over it and told them not to.
  • I had to see Mrs B and she had a talk with me, asking for the story and things and told me this was not the first time that Anna had stolen, not forgetting to mention I was too nice and then blabbed about some story/case her dad is managing or something (sorta drifted out on that, got distracted by the cup on her desk)
  • Mrs B kept my pencil case (SO I DIDN’T HAVE MY PENCIL CASE AGAIN) as evidence when she talks to Anna.
  • I went back after school to get my pencil case and apparently a whole gang of them knew about the case of ‘the stolen pencil case’ and did not say anything and just took what they liked from it. How dare they!
  • Anna also got suspended till Friday, when her parents will be coming in and in which I have to hand my pencil case to Mrs B as evidence…AGAIN.
End of story, please do not ask about it because I’ll just slap you in the face, especially when I typed up all that so read it :D

*Names have been changed for safety purposes and/or they want to remain anonymous.

I told Mum about it and she’s like “give her a chance” – exactly what I thought but THEY just had to tell Bar Of Ham and cause this much inconvenience to me (eg, Bar of ham taking my gluestick for the rest of the week) (Oh, she gave me a new one though) Mum’s scared I’m gonna get bashed or something so guys, if I get a cough, get a headache, have a fever, gain some bruises or just die…you know who to blame ;) LOL jokes!

I sorta feel bad, but I know I shouldn’t be especially when I didn’t dob her in and it was her fault for stealing…a *PINK* pencil case. Moral of this dot point-ed real life story? Pencil cases not only play a major part in your school life but can cause much more trouble than expected. Oh, the power of a PINK pencil case!

Welps, I have TV and ice cream calling me right now, so who’s THAT idiot to pass up on that?

P.S. Does anyone recommend any good tutoring centres? I don’t mind if it’s far, unless it’s in Wollongong or something.

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♀ I like gaypak mandarins. It’s tasty.
♀ I think my right hand is bigger than my left hand.
♀ I like pink and green and yellow and white and black.
♀ I quite like berets and anything that can cover your hands, neck and head. Yes I don’t mind shower caps either ;)
♀ Nothing beats a nice warm longggg shower.
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