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I can feel the warm summer breeze already (despite all the raining today), I can feel that my wallet will soon be in need of some serious and emergency CPR, I can feel the load of sunscreen, I can feel the late nights and sleep ins, I can feel our formal right around our corner....and I can see that lady's butt right around the corner as well.

This early morning, as I was heading to the train station with a bright smile on my face with thoughts running wild in my brain on what my holidays should and will consist of, I come across a middle aged lady stripping. Well, not her whole body, only her pants. She gently tugged her pants down and pee'd quietly in the corner of the car park near a red Volvo car. I immediately adjusted my head the other way around and silently crawled away. I sensed the lady would have seen me run away and according to my companion the lady looked pretty embarrassed when she saw there were people that witnessed her extraordinary adventure of pissing in public. Poor thing.




































Who am I kidding?
That is utterly the most gruesome, horrendous, disturbing and embarrassing crime a 50 year old lady can do! Yes, she was Asian.

Moving on...the holiday's has finally started! Two long months of sweating, eating, showering (not that I don't shower...just will be showering more often), sun (ugh) and fun, fun FUN! At least I hope so since I'm not going overseas this year. Boo. Ah well, it'll mean I can blog more often.

Formal and my Birthday is right round the corner. And once again, so far I am not doing anything for my birthday and yes, I have gotten my formal shoes. I know, I'm turning 16 but really, this year I guess I'm too lazy to plan and organise my birthday. I will just be the stereotypical stingy Asian and pretend the formal is my birthday party. It's the day after and hey! almost the whole grade will be there. It's like a Gossip Girl party already, minus the alcohol, the brands, the catfights, the backstabbing, the accidental pash, the limousines...okay, maybe not exactly like a Gossip Girl party but it'll have to do.

Anyways, last weekend was Teresa's 16th Birthday party in which the theme was "Horror dress up". Evidently, only a few people followed the horror part while the others just tried and dress up in whatever ways possible. Presenting a range of Death Note, Harry Potter and cast, Cats, Cannibals, Fairies, Zombies, Angels...basically we practically covered most of the supernatural and most of the popular novels and movies. We must have been a sight when half of us ran out to wave at strangers in which in my perspective, my natural instinct would be never.go.back.to.that.street.

Lo and behold, I'll present you with some photos:












































We also managed to watch The Others that night. The movie did not even have a slight horror scene in it...unless you count the piano playing by itself scary, then I guess I'll just have to say my expectations are high. Despite all this, I must say the movie was pretty good and the storyline was interesting although it was a bit confusing towards the end.

Keep checking back for more entries since when holidays roll around, I have way too much spare time to spend which results in pointless blog entries. Nevertheless, I've got to go now since my eyes are turning red and my conscious tells me it's due to the computer and my eyeball vessels can burst any time now. Not exactly a healthy site eh?

P.S. To ensure you will visit my blog, here are some future entries:

Labels: birthday, friends, fun, holiday, rantings

No one reads this blog anymore but I'll still blog for my own enjoyment. Anyways, today was the first day of Work Experience in which I have learnt a lot. Guess what the most popular popcorn sold is? Tip: It's something to do with caramel.

No, it's not just caramel.

No, it ain't creamy caramel either.






























It's creamy creamy caramel!

And we wonder why Australia is the fattest country.

Actually Work Experience was not that bad except my legs are so sore and I kept pressing the $50 button instead of the $5 in the cash register. Oops. I also found out there is a new (well to me it is) flavour of ice tea ~ White Tea and Raspberry! Apparently it tastes really bad but I've yet to try it.

I am so relieved I have a 'uniform' for work experience. I will literally be traumatized if I had to pick a new outfit every morning for the whole week. It's simple:
Five outfits which would suit the workplace which = outfits I detest = never wear outfits again = waste of money. What can I say? I was born into a Asian family! Then again, the uniform is so tacky that when I look at the mirror I want to puke.

In other news, School Certificate is over! I'm late saying this but whatever. JOY TO THE WORLD!

How about some photos of food to celebrate? Haha, didn't see that coming Sel.
This was taken at some Korean restaurant in Straithfield.

Labels: food, work tired busy

So, I haven't blogged in over half a month. I realise that once I get into the blogging hype, I blog frequently and then it dies again and the cycle of blogging for Selina starts again. Ah well.

SC is just around the corner and I have not studied one bit, instead I spend my time procrastinating and when I become desperate because I've completed all my usual procrastinating doings, I try to sing to every single song that's in my Itunes library. I'm absolutely positive that my neighbours aren't happy chappy. I don't know whether I should be happy because I thought of a new way to procrastinate or scared because procrastination has rose a whole new level.

Anyways, the topic of this entry is about this article I stumbled upon while searching for "shoes" on Google. I know right, I'm not really specific. Anyways here's what it says:

Khadisha says she is too embarrassed to wear peep-hole shoes because her second and third toes are bigger than her big toe. Khadisha is paying thousands of pounds for surgeons to slice segments off her toes so her shoes are shown off to their best advantage. “I know it sounds extreme - and the operation does scare me a little … but for me, it really is a price worth paying for pretty feet,” Khadisha is quoted as saying by the Daily Mail.

Vanity at it's max? Really, that is one of the vainest, stupidest, craziest, ironic thing I've ever heard. Why ironic? Oh, it's cause you cannot wear heels for 6 months until the healing process is over. Compared to Micheal Jackson's well known surgery, this feels more extreme. At least he did his whole body and everyone can notice a definite differentiation after it (although I do not take an account on what happened to his career and life) but really, just for shoes? Wait, erase that, I'm sure many people notice other people's toes:

Person 1: "Oh my! What lovely toes you've got there!"
Person 2: "Thank you, although I did fix it up a bit, it's a price worth paying for because when I turn 85, everyone will just admire my feet"
Person 1: "I'm so jealous, your second and third toes are smaller than your first, it's such a turn on"
Person 2: "Sure is, actually your toes aren't that bad, your third toe just looks a bit crooked, how about doing surgery? Trust me, nicer toes will benefit your whole future"
Person 1: "Perfect idea!"

I'm not in Khadisha's position so I really shouldn't be saying anything but surgery on your toes? And everyone disses foot binding, look what our whole world has turned into now! Crazy humans.

Original article here

Labels: random, rantings, trauma

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♀ I have plans for my life. Unrealistic plans though.
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