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hello this is sam laughing because she still has admin powers here hahaha

selina smells (:

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It's selina here and I have been kind enough not to change my password since sam & I created this blog a couple of months ago but I see she has abused her power so she should be frightened when I see her face tomorrow. Hehe.

Also some noobs (sam!) want to pause the music on my blog but they don't know how. Let's have a competition on who can figure out how to pause the music first. The prize? You get to be mentioned in my next entry hahah! And yes, I do realise I mention practically everyone in my entries but you would be mentioned as *special* in the entry! Now get those brains/eyes/fingers working!

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well i think i should auto win because i used my adblocker to block the whole thing. easy !

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samster it's a christmas miracle says:
hmmmm i dunno i am not likely to abuse my power again hahah

Not using your power again I see? What did you just do! ^

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Okay, competition has ended. It was too easy and it was fun while it lasted..for about two minutes.

Woah, it’s been almost two months since I last blogged! Reasons? I got capped, then I was really busy, then I got capped again. Yeap. That pretty much explains my absence on the "blogosphere". I have quite a few belated entries to post up which I will soon, don’t fret! But for this entry, as my title suggests, what can be more scandalous than 170 + girls, a couple of males, 3 days and 2 nights and well...Sally?

If you haven't realised what the hell I am talking about yet, did the thought of with your own two hands managed to configure your brain? Or maybe you don't go to my school... Nevertheless, I am talking about, YESSS Retreat 2008!

Truthfully, I wasn’t exactly what you call “excited” about Retreat, I was anxious because spending 3 days and 2 nights with teachers doesn't exactly thrill me. Surprisingly, as soon as we reached our destination at Collaroy, there were 9 CYS members already there which caused fun and a couple of outraging moments.

After reaching Collaroy and because our cabins were not ready yet, we had to load all our luggage in the seminar room, in which I like to call piano room. We were then huddled into the Fairfax Auditorium where we played several games, ‘Jockey up game’, ‘*insert the I like dancing, yes I do, I like dancing, how about you title here* and ‘Kung Fu Hustle’ After all the games, we were then allocated into small groups of around 9 with a team leader either being one of the CYS members or a teacher. Coincidentally, my group had all Asians (except Sam, but we all know she’s asian at heart) and even an Asian leader! John Nguyen. We were...the AZNS. No shit Captain obvious.

This entry is gonna go forever and ever if I pronounce every ounce of detail of those 72 hours by squeezing what's left of my brain's memory and tune it into a prune. I'm doubtful that you would be compelled to reading it anyway (maybe with the exception of Teresa, because she is the school nazi) so I've decided to sum up what I have remembered and what other people have recalled and managed to bought to my attention:

• They fed us six times a day, breakfast, morning tea, lunch, afternoon tea, dinner and supper. They fed us enough food alright yet they forgot to feed us enough water, I don't know about anyone else but I was dying of thirst almost every night.
  
• The Asians were supposed to go to watch the sunrise at 5.45 on the both days with Mr Miss Cuda and Sis-ta Rose. It was too cold and we ended up being too lazy.
• Everyone only managed a 3-4 hours of sleep each night. Who can sleep when Sally's in your cabin?
  
• Free time consisted of photos and dancing.
• The Amazing Race was a combination of fun and tiring. Finding our group number on the paddle pop sticks in a sand pit was creative yet idiotic, who in the right mind would come up with the activity anyway? AZNS came in 9^th out of 20.
  
• Apparently, according to my "sources" Leg(h)o was singing Winnie the Pooh while Mary N was playing the piano.
  
• Hooray for the Chinese takeaway boxes! We actually had noodles in our boxes
  
• Theme: “With my own two hands”
• Yes Lord, Yes Lord, Yes Yes Lord (hand actions)
• You’re really good looking (101) from A.V To J.N
  
• Listening to Straight Sally tell us a Harry Potter bedtime story was hilarious.
  “The Little Dumplings” – Translate = “The Little Dudleys”. “Yeah Harry got shot” “Oh just read the book Kim!!!” “Urhhh, skip that part, and that part”
• Watching the horse hair on Kim transform into straight, sleek black hair was amazing.
  
• We were constantly dancing and singing.
• During the Olympic Trivia, the AZNS came in around 6^th
• Making the bracelets was stressful. Mine ended up to be double the size of my wrist and I didn’t even bother manage to complete it.
  
• John tipped our candle out both times, spilling wax all over the floor, then blaming me.
  
• Affirmations were the best! Boo for not giving us enough time to write them.
  
• Mass was different, it’s rare that you get to watch The Devil Wears Prada during the homily.
• Sitting on the floor was really uncomfortable, especially during meditation where everyone fell asleep or were moving in a comfortable position to sleep in.
  
• Either people don't have a great connection/bond with God or something but alot of people managed to get sick and were half a step away from their death beds during Retreat.
  

Because John really sucks with names, he wrote down our ‘features’ to remember us:

Evee: Braces
Theresa: Braces
Mary: Anti social
Jessie: Bird poo
Goretti: Blue shoes
Sam: The wanna be Asian
Michelle: Michelle
Lucy: Mole on nose
Selina: Bowl haircut

With his imaginative and artistic (and possible deluded?) mind, he managed to identity someone in our grade that looked similarly to Shrek.

A couple of famous quotes that I shall cherish:

According to Sally, Dumbledore was the ‘gay one’

Kim: "Is that a blood stain on the wall?"
Sally: "Yeah, someone was masturbating"
Kim: "They were masturbating blood!?"
Sally: "They masturbated too hard and it ripped."

The ‘rats’ between Sally’s legs.

Cecilia: "Are you Korean?"
Selina: "Noo…why?"
Cecilia: "Your hair."

Penitito: "Nice haircut, love those Asian bowl haircuts, I used to have one when I was a kid too."
Everyone: HAHA LOL ROFL
Penitito: "Don’t laugh guys…that’s slack…but really, what bowl did you use to cut your hair?"

Jessie: *sings* "I’m so sorry but I love you like a gym mat"
John: "What!?"

Leah: "I can see us doing it."

I, state your name, can change the world!

Jessie & Sam: "The prize for the amazing race is a massage from John..."
*Mrs Yule says something*
John: "YEAHH!"

Sam: "Once upon a time, there was a girl that told a really scary story. The end."
Sally: "Oh shit man!! That’s so scary, I’m not gonna sleep in the bed anymore, I’ll sleep on the floor near you guys."

Cecilia: "Girls, can you be more quiet tonight?"
Sally: *In a freaky pedophile voice* "God bless you"

Sam: "This is my friend Sally, say hi!"
John: "Oh h-"
Sally: "YOU’VE RUINED EVERYTHING!!"

Sally: "The minimum is five for gay guys, it’s like a jigsaw puzzle man, you stick a dick up there and the other dick there and so on" [religious indeed]

Everyone: "Sis-ta roose and Sis-ta babrabra."

Hand hugs ftw!

Not scandalous enough? Sam ‘massaged*’ John’s hand, John ‘massaged*’ Lucy’s hand and John held my hand. Yeap and JLam is such a player that she managed to sleep with Kim, Sally and I! I never knew you aimed at this path.... You were the innocent one, I guess you're growing up too fast now.

*Massaged really means making the sign of the cross on their hands.

Because pictures speak 1000 words therefore I shall leave you with 40 + photos from Retreat submitted from Yvonne and I's camera which are only accommodated from the MSJ girlies to take (clickable for a bigger size and to agitate over!) I also apologise for the size of the pictures, they are massive and really make my blog look in - proportional and ruins the layout but I am really too tired to edit/resize the photos so deal with it, also be patient if your capped!

Jlam looks especially happy

Kim's famous photo

Eskimo

And the moment we've all been waiting for.....

Amazing ain't it?

Because I am dead tired and all I want right now is a spending time with my companion, snoring I will go off now! See you over the rainbow!

xoxo Gossip Girl


NOT!

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